Yet it’s still capable of delivering a fatal blow to any unfortunate soul who gets in your way. While the idea of using a brightly-colored dildo as a weapon in an open-world game isn’t a new concept ( see San Andreas), this game makes quite enjoyable to use.Įssentially a re-modeled baseball bat, the Penetrator will flop all over the place as you run. Starting as we mean to go on, the first weapon on this list is without a doubt one of the most hilarious to feature in the game. In order to comply with certain Japanese guidelines, Volition has had to alter one of their more unique weapons in Saints Row: The Third, cleverly dubbed The Penetrator. I preordered my Saints Row 3 from Amazon Direct Download (PC obviously) because it was 39.99 instead of 49.99 and its Steamworks anyway. Whether you’re running around the streets swinging at police, flying through the air delivering high-impact wrestling moves on unsuspecting citizens, or tearing up the city with high-powered futuristic weaponry, Saints Row: The Third will make sure you have a good time doing it.Īnd if you’re looking for the best ways to go out and have that fun you’ll enjoy this list of the top ranking weapons from the game. Totally outlandish, Saints Row takes the gritty open-world realism formula created by games like GTA 4, and tosses them aside in favor of pure unadulterated fun. Now my baseball bat is always equipped, both in crib AND in weapon store, I use my to select the slot, hit and I do see all three weapons, but only the baseball bat is ever equipped. An especially standout entry in the series, Saints Row: The Third definitely doesn’t hold back in the silliness stakes. I thought I should add more info: I bought all 3 melee weapons at the shop, the Penetrator, stun gun and baseball bat, in that order.

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